The Guru of Negativity. A Demotivational Specialist. Hatched. Bitched. Dispatched. Gum on the bottom of the universe’s shoe. Hi mom!Tumblr (3.0; @shoutsfromtheabyss)http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/<a href="http://www.redding.com/news/2011/dec/31/chp-worker-falls-out-boom-after-woman-steals-utili/">Woman steals utility vehicle with employee in 30 foot boom</a>http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/15142921800http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/15142921800Sun, 01 Jan 2012 16:52:53 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aXY27Rwg6UQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Wow. And I thought my job sucked. Hello, Universe? Check, please! I’m ready to go!</p>http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14618694626http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14618694626Thu, 22 Dec 2011 10:40:00 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/C_fmlFz-0h4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Matt Damon bought a farm?</p>http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14617739702http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14617739702Thu, 22 Dec 2011 10:10:17 -0500santa clausmatt damonvideohumorscary<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/gKV7K74Ae4w?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Rogue River - Movie Trailer</p>http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14617218776http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14617218776Thu, 22 Dec 2011 09:52:35 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GAq1Ml3PlGc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>North Dakota weather alert!</p>http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14617113259http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14617113259Thu, 22 Dec 2011 09:48:50 -0500<a href="http://shoutsfromtheabyss.wordpress.com/2011/12/21/skewered-the-meat-supremacy/">Meat me under the Mistletoe</a>: <p>Feed me.</p>http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14593196949http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14593196949Wed, 21 Dec 2011 20:49:32 -0500<a href="http://shoutsfromtheabyss.wordpress.com/2011/12/22/another-christmas-card-just-for-you-seasonsgreetings/">Difficult Times - Seasons Greetings</a>: <p>If I had to choose between Medieval Times and Difficult Times, I’d always choose the latter.</p>http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14593132104http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14593132104Wed, 21 Dec 2011 20:48:19 -0500<a href="http://www.sunset.com/food-wine/kitchen-assistant/grilled-cheese-recipes-00400000046712/page14.html">11 ways with grilled cheese</a>http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14592617443http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14592617443Wed, 21 Dec 2011 20:38:39 -0500<a href="http://shoutsfromtheabyss.wordpress.com/2011/12/20/rip-city/">Rip City</a>: <p>A sixth-grade girl brings her A-game to a speaking assignment.</p>http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14530389207http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14530389207Tue, 20 Dec 2011 17:51:36 -0500<a href="http://shoutsfromtheabyss.wordpress.com/2011/12/20/my-favorite-christmas-song/">My favorite Christmas song</a>: <p>So festive!</p>http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14513726792http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14513726792Tue, 20 Dec 2011 11:36:00 -0500<p>I look up to myself. The last thing I saw was my own ass.</p>http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14482208617http://shoutsfromtheabyss.tumblr.com/post/14482208617Mon, 19 Dec 2011 19:30:28 -0500